FACTS.

- I’m from Texas, and no - I don’t ride a horse to school, or constantly wear a cowboy hat, and I certainly don’t think your tractor is sexy.

- GRAMMAR IS IMPORTANT. If you submit or ask me stuff that includes horrible grammar, I probably won’t reply. Fair warning.

- I like to think I’m awesome. You may or may not agree with that.

- I have a mild obsession with the following: Dan Howell, Phil Lester, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Spn, tbbt, Suits (Harvey Specter in particular), and PATD. Oh, and White Collar (MATT BOMER’S SEXY FACE) is just marvelous.

- I’m super liberal - sorry if that offends you somehow.

- I’m super duper allergic to citrus. Yes, that means I can’t eat like…fruit.

- I read way too much - it’s altering my reality, man. I keep thinking I live in the Shire.

- I like to think that there’s a magic teapot floating around on the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs.

- Tumblr has taken whatever social life I had and flushed it down the drain. NO REGRETS.